Welll...

Feel bored? Do this: A.I.

I wanna argue with the stupid A.I.:


You were thinking of a tree.
Is it used for communications? You said Sometimes, I say No. (people used to write on the trees with markings to mark paths etc... I'd call that communication)
Do most people use this daily? You said Unknown, I say No. (How am I supposed to know... guys use it as a bathroom way too often...)
Is it used in a sport? You said Yes, I say No. (ever seen a bmxer "walltap" a tree? It's ruthless but it's a sport nonetheless)
Does it make sound? You said Yes, I say No. (yes... and I don't mean the wind in the leaves, I mean the branches and the bark that is squeaking)
Can you play with it? You said Sometimes, I say No. (I used to play with trees as a kid... like as if they were a person)
Is it heavy? You said Depends, I say Yes. (tiny little baby trees aren't heavy)
Does it contain a liquid? You said Unknown, I say Yes. (it has water in it... I'd call that liquid)
Is it multicolored? You said Depends, I say Yes. (a dead tree is just plain dead no multicolor anything)
Does it come from something larger? You said Yes, I say No. (d'uh it comes from earth... I'd call that something larger)
Is it heavier than a pound of butter? You said Depends, I say Yes. (again with the small trees)
Does it move? You said Sometimes, I say No. (it grows, therefore it moves... like when it grows toward the sun etc... it moves slow... but it does move)


So.... I think the A. I. lacks imagination...

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At work I'm totally out of motivation... It's just all so blah!!! I notice everyday that they need me... so then I get going again but I really just wanna stay home and sulk.
Today I had a little experiment going on. I was wearing a very sexy top, the kind that makes your boobs 3x as big... as I am a naive idjit I said to Angel last night "people won't treat me different"... haha well guess again. I knew people in general would stare at my chest more... but I didn't expect people that have known me for 4 months now to keep staring. Like they've never noticed my boobs before. I was asked today "are you sure you're gay?" by a female collegue, as if that has anything to do with my looks. I kinda enjoyed the extra nice-ness of guys, though. They were ever so helpful... I mean they are already always nice to me, but today was extreme... haha so eventhough I don't wanna look into their head, their help was appreciated... so it doesn't quite count as UMA. The UFA on the other hand... see people at work know that I only like girls... nonetheless I got the feeling that women where jealous. They gave me poison looks etc, especially when a dude was being helpful... and then again there's the females who do give you that other kind of attention, most of them utter dykes... *ugh* and one of them a freak person on a stare-marathon. So anyways... no more boob-showing-offing from me. I just wanted to try it and since I'll be leaving this job I took the risk. Besides that... the shoes I borrowed from Angel to wear today gave me multiple so many blisters!!! Ouch!!! Never again... gimme back my TEVA sandals!!!

Hmmm other than that there's not anything new. All other projects are on hold until I start my new job. The only thing I can plan right now is the food for my birthday party. :D